The Little Book of Toilet Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Crap Jokes, Number One-Liners and Hilarious Cracks

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He suffers from extreme, excessive flatulence which is not only offensive to the nose and ears, but destructive to those around him.

After he finally gets a date with a 92-year-old, he is disappointed to be told that she has died; only to cheer up again when he is invited to her funeral with all her friends of similar age. The next day, another man goes to that same beach and the same woman with no legs and arms is there, crying by the shoreline. Lenny eventually sells out, and the last frame of the strip shows him doing a sexist and homophobic stand-up routine in a Conservative club. Darling's name is a pun on the insincere and over-affectionate terms, "luvvie" and "darling" that actors and actresses are stereotyped as employing with each other.

Jarvis Cocker's Quest for Knockers – A one-off strip in which Jarvis Cocker is a pervert desperately trying to look for a pair of breasts to ogle. When the parrot kills Bertie's grandmother, who leaves them all her money, Bertie fights back by spending his inheritance on a microwave oven which he then uses to cook the parrot alive.

Captain Unreliable – A superhero who fails to save the day because of oversleeping, his car breaking down, etc. People are mad that Trump wants to be President for life, but based on his diet that just means two years instead of four. In one strip a director casting for Romeo and Juliet was hard-put to convince Luvvie that the role of Romeo required a man half his age.They can be enjoyed with colleagues in an office setting, sent to your special someone via text in a way of flirting or enjoyed alone and with friends. Kid Politician – a child who speaks and behaves like a politician (for example, producing dubious statistics to "prove" that he was not late for school. Sir) Baxter Basics – an extremely amoral, self-serving and sexually deviant right-wing Conservative (and later Labour) MP who first appeared at around the same time as John Major's Back to Basics campaign, and a transparent statement on the hypocrisy of politicians.

Crawford Crayon – He's Quick On The Sketch – a one-off story about a brilliant and mischievous quick-sketch artist, whose 'harmless fun' leads to the death of the hapless Bully Smith. International Plywood Are Go - a parody of Thunderbirds where the Tracy family step in to help a construction company that doesn't have enough plywood to finish a housing project. The first strip carried a spoof certificate of the type given to films by the BBFC, classifying the strip as "puerile". of the funniest Donald Trump jokes and one-liners from comedians Satirists and stand-ups have had a field day roundly lampooning US President Donald Trump. Abraham Lincoln - A strip about the 16th president of the USA feeling so envious about Isambard Brunel having a taller hat than him.He looks inside expecting a fox but all he sees is the rooster ripping feathers out of the wings of the chickens screaming at the top of it's voice. His name is a parody of Max Power magazine, which is aimed at people who are into "pimping" up cars.