Adult Big Foot Costume

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If your purchase-intentions are more sinister than just Halloween, this Bigfoot costume might not be the best for hoaxing endeavors. If Sasquatch is indeed just some sort of upright walking gorilla, then this might just be the single most realistic Bigfoot costume in the lineup. You only need to look at the first page of deep sea creatures to recognize that there are definitely aliens and strange monsters living among us.

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While I appreciate the elderly stanky leg I have a problem with how this Sasquatch suit is not fitted. While I was hesitant to award this best Sasquatch suit, since it is so common, it actually covers a lot of bases for folks who need to scratch their Bigfoot itch this year.Reviews of this item note that the plastic “bamboo” cage rungs are a bit fragile, so be careful when you’re out being tossed around by your drunk Bigfoot captor. It also comes in lime green, neon pink, and dark purple selections if you’re feeling friskier than usual on Halloween. I may have a hard time determining whether the creature before me is a human in a costume, or—dare I say it!

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The face is a little more reminiscent of an agitated Abraham Lincoln or Stanley Kubrick than what the populous identifies as Bigfoot. Bottom line: This Bigfoot looks like it wants to take away my reproductive rights and I don’t trust him. He whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. Instead of quietly trying to catch the Sasquatch on film, how about you try to lure one out with this Adult Big Foot costume. Additionally, any Sasquatch suit where you’re at risk of showing a dick outline should throw up some red flags.

If for some reason, you’re not feeling apeish this year, check out one of their other bizarre creations, including skintight King Cobra, skintight Bat creature, skintight Werewolf, and of course, everyone’s favorite creature: the skintight Boil Monster. The design is kind-of skeletal with giant cheek bones, a wrinkly cone-head, flowing red locks, and a fixed, baked-bean toothed smirk that screams, “let’s Squatch on the dance floor. But I see all of the work was removed from the body and instead they just pinned together a shag rug from the 1960’s. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to me and one to Bigfoot. The hands and feet are nicely detailed; the fur looks soft, and the facial expression is positively GQ.

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If I bumped into this guy in a dark corner at a party, I would make a beeline for the nearest patch of light. On second thought, spare the country a hot round of gun control debates, and just jump out of a box like a normal person. Bigfoot Base and the panel of judges loved its raw, dirty visage, so the award for scariest Bigfoot costume EASILY goes to Char-Squatch.A hoaxer might consider this costume as well, especially if you’re trying to leave a dark, lasting impression on your victims. The golden brown faux fur jumpsuit will be a convincing start to any wandering missing link and might even catch the attention of vacationing abominable snowmen!