Vulgar Valentine Verses: rude valentine poems

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the colour of these flowers is irrelevant, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile. Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists." - James Garner I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and completely truthful you make my body forget it has knees at all." - Tyler Knott Gregson, Love Language, Chasers of the Light Letting your Valentine know of your sweet feelings and bubbling desire is no easy task if you're not yet together. However, what better day that Valentine's Day to let your flame know how you feel! If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time." - Cyndi Lauper, Time after time

Funny Valentine Poems: Chuckles and Hearts

You could forward one of these to your partner or even a friend! They can also act as ideas for something funny to write in a Valentine’s Day card, but some of them might not be a good idea for your relationship haha!

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A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene. Some of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three. The poems are not suitable for miners, street sweepers or submariners, nor indeed for left-wing Guardian reading militant feminists. Rude Poems Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky." - E.E. Cummings Sweet Valentine Poems and Romantic Valentines Day Poems for You to Use in Your Valentine Cards. Valentine Flowers This is one of the Valentines Day poems of the type of funny Valentine poems could be a nursery rhyme for children.Funny Valentine poems come in a lot of forms. This funny Valentine's Day Poem is mostly nonsense, but it gets the point across. You can use it as a Valentine greeting card message. Remember, yourValentine’s cardshows you care enough to send the very best even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words." - Melanie White

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I suppose you can change some people, change their ways. Actually, I would not count on it, some people are who they are and will not change. Sometimes you have to take them or leave them the way they are. Maybe you have boroughs in your yard and they know what a mole is. You may have warned them, "don't play with the moles, they have teeth and do not like to be squeezed". I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn't do. Go to the ends of the Earth for you. To make you feel my love." - Bob Dylan, Make You Feel My Love In this poem, you will see that even gods can be clumsy. The god of erotic passion, Cupid, accidentally shoots himself with one of his own arrows! Yes, you're lovely, with your smile so warm, and your cheeks so soft. There is nothing for me but to love you and the way you look tonight." - Frank Sinatra, The Way You Look TonightFind a pretty or funny Valentine card and write it down, send it, sign it and hopefully Cupid will send your Valentine a few arrows of sweet love. offended. For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies. More Rude and Dirty Poems