Saucy Stories

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In the name of research, we ask seven people to tell us about their experiences. Here’s what they said. Janice*, 26

I engaged in more than footsie on many occasions, but one of the most memorable was on a second date with a lady in marketing, who I’d met online. At that time, you couldn't be a lady in marketing without wearing the Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress, which was perfect for below the table activities. In a prior job, I used to live less than five minutes away from my workplace, which had many bonuses, including long lie-ins. She wasn't busty, so her boobs weren’t hanging out of her top, but you could see her big nipples poking through, and when she leaned forward her top fell open so I could see. The waitress, who had a higher vantage point from standing, would definitely have had an eyeful of boob. Margaret placed her soft hand in hers and gently squeezed it."I would love that "Margaret answered, with a bright smile. Before they left Margaret turned to her friend and said, "I'll see you around?" I was in a little restaurant on Holloway Road — my friend had taken me there to introduce me to her new boyfriend. We didn't eat much, and as we carried on drinking, my friend and I started flirting with each other. We'd flirted before, but never gone further. I'm bisexual but I'm not sure she is, although I know she'd kissed girls before. I think she was teasing her new boyfriend, imagining it would be a turn-on, and he did seem to be enjoying the situation.Tallulah nodded and smiled."Of course, now get out of here, and go have fun,"She said."Yes ma'am "Margaret remarked, before turning around. Tallulah watched her friend and Alexis walk together hand in hand, feeling nothing but love and support for her. We grew up with these stories, albeit the Disney versions. Perhaps, somewhere in our psyches, we always knew the truth about Aurora and Ariel. We always yearned for something darker, and now, as adult readers, authors have given us just that: fairy-tale porn!

As other couples left, we had room to spread out, and she reached under the tablecloth pulling at my zip again. When she couldn't manage, she whispered, "I want you to unzip yourself and put your hand under my bum." At this her best friend jumped up and down from excitement, causing her raven haired companion to laugh."This is going to be so much fun I promise!"Margaret proclaimed. "It'll be a night to remember"John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: “My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. “I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the act We joke about it all the time now, so it’s alright, they’re really relaxed and friendly people, but I did need to have a meeting about respecting the workplace. Eliza recounts a story from her first year in college. “I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I’m under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I don’t even hear the key turn in the door or anything— all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking.”