who put the men in menopause?: hilarious poems for older women

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3218428/Why-menopause-makes-women-feel-depressed-10-ways-deal-mood-swings-WITHOUT-medication.html Menopause is a perfectly natural process. As family members and friends recognize that this is a normal process and learn about the normal, natural symptoms, they will then treat the woman like she’s normal and natural rather than a crazy woman. — Pamela Boggs The very best way that you can help yourself is to develop and sustain a positive attitude. The way you think and feel about everything will make all the difference to your experience. – Caroline Carr

It’s such a cold night and it’s the only time I’ve actively been grateful for menopause. I’ve been entirely comfortable. – Emma Thompson This poem was written for https://www.overthebloodymoon.com/ who remove the muddle from menopause for individuals and organisations with a range of menopause support services. These quotes about menopause are a testament to the power of women. They have persevered through menopause and emerged as wiser, more confident individuals.A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again. – Joan Rivers

Menopause isn’t a disease. It’s not a unfortunate thing that is happening to you. It’s a woman’s rite of passage, and it doesn’t have to be negative. She’s hot, she’s cold, she’s up, she’s down, Her hormones seem to run the town. I try to help, but often frown at the things she says when she’s feeling down.But let’s not dwell on all of that. We’re strong and brave, we’re where it’s at, We’ve lived our lives, we’ve earned this time, We’ll face menopause with wit and rhyme. Laugh at yourself, and find humor in your menopause journey. That’s what I did. I refuse to feel sorry for myself. I refuse to make my symptoms worse by complaining about them. I call the Change of Life ‘Orchids’ because menopause is such an ugly word. It’s got men in it for godsakes. – Lisa Jey Davis

Buy Perimenopause: The Savvy Sister’s Guide to Hormone Harmony here 6. The Menopause Solution: A Doctor’s Guide to Relieving Hot Flashes, Enjoying Better Sex, Sleeping Well, Controlling Your Weight, and Being Happy! by Stephanie S. Faubion, MD (2016) The voice of Grandmother Growth accompanies your reading and guides you on your journey through menopause transformation. When I wrote the book, I actually laughed as I wrote it. I couldn’t stop. I giggled at how silly I was. I roared with laughter because I was such a fool at the time, and didn’t understand what was happening to my own body. Actually, The Change doesn’t restrict itself to menopause—instead, Greer is interested in all aspects of older women’s lives and the injustices they face.

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Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s make 2017 a year we thrive rather than simply survive. And what better way to begin our posts than with a good laugh (we sure need it.) Author Tracey Maguire shares her humorous take on the Change. Enjoy!