The Human Santapede

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During our time together he had tonic clonic seizures. Paranoid delusions. Auditory and visual hallucinations. He also attempted to strangle me. Non of which he remembers. He can't walk because of the neurological damage he's done because of the drinking. He had 30 empty whiskey bottles in his room because he can't walk down the stairs. He urinates into them. Because I felt we had a connection I dutyfully emptied them and tidied up his room. At this point I gave a shit. Harvey: Each Centipede film is in a different genre, so it was interesting to see that this one [had] almost a grindhouse feel about it, but it’s also more of a satire. I haven't laughed out loud this much since my last read through of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Not only that, it's surprisingly well written, and has a more coherent and well-executed plot than the films it is parodying. a b SeanD (25 May 2010). "Weekend of Horrors: Ashlynn Yenni and Akimura Kitamura Return for The Human Centipede II". Dread Central. AtomicOnline . Retrieved 5 January 2011.

a b Kim Newman. "Review of The Human Centipede". Empire. Bauer Media Group . Retrieved 26 December 2010. Not everyone is going to like this book, but I loved it. For a dollar and change, what have you got to lose, except your lunch?When Katsuro defecates after apologizing to the girls, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement. Heiter becomes irritated after being kept awake by the screaming of a caged Katsuro (who, as the front part of the centipede, has his mouth free and is still able to speak, but in Japanese) and by the constant moaning of the women, threatening to remove their vocal cords. When the centipede attempts to escape while Heiter is swimming, all three segments are beaten with the crop. Heiter is displeased with the realization that Lindsay is constipated. He proposes to use laxatives on Lindsay. Before he can do this, he discovers that Jenny is dying from sepsis (suggesting that Lindsay may have already defecated into her mouth off-camera, which led to infection). I don't know if I've ever laughed so much. For me,reading this was like watching Scary Movie: so stupid that you either have to laugh or call it what it is and leave it. I laughed and enjoyed this silly, weird (In)Human Santapede parade because I have the sense of humor of a five year old. Tom Six: During casting, I wanted to see how [far] he was willing to go, so I asked him, “Are you willing to rape a chair? Can you rape the centipede?” Then Laurence grabbed the chair and made love to the chair and I thought, This is my guy. Jamie Russell (2 August 2010). "The Human Centipede". Total Film. Future Publishing . Retrieved 12 October 2011.

Dan Persons. (1 May 2010). "Mighty Movie Podcast: Turn Your Head and Scream: Tom Six on The Human Centipede". The Huffington Post. AOL. Event occurs at 11:56–12:06. Retrieved 11 May 2010.The film was passed uncut by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) and released with an 18 certificate, [67] receiving a limited run in the UK on 20 August 2010. [75] It was distributed by Bounty Films. [67] Home media [ edit ] For those of you who remain uninitiated, a Human Centipede is created when three or more people are sewn arse-to-mouth, forming one single digestive system.